favourite person in the world.
Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.
don’t date sauron.
YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
Just kinda do it.
Maybe do it.
Think about doing it, then dont do it.
It looks like a badly sculpted mustache.
hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT
So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like
oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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I LEARNED A THING
EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS OMFG
paprika